Private Jet Ownership
How do you get around long lines, cumbersome phone calls, and the annoying guy seated next to you by the window who snores like a truck, goes to the lavatory every 10 minutes, and laughs like a madman watching reruns of 'Friends' while you're trying to read? Upgrade to business or first class, sure! There's a chance that the psycho business traveler from hell can't afford your classy diggs, but you'll still have to deal with all the rest of the hassles.
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